The definitive guide to Mean Girls quotes

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Can you believe it’s been TEN YEARS since we first laid eyes on The Plastics, ‘the greatest people you will ever meet’ and Aaron Samuels…TEN YEARS!

Believe it or not, I first purchased Mean Girls on VHS, the year was 2004, the year of that wardrobe malfunction,

Britney Spears was marrying K-Fed (oh and Jason Alexander!?),

we were wearing Ugg boots and miniskirts (at the same time),

Facebook launched (but we were all still using MySpace),

Friends ended foreverrrr (sad face),

and everyone was buzzing about the Da Vinci Code…check out a whole lot of other stuff that happened 10 years ago that will make you feel really old!

And now 10 years later Mean Girls is one of the most quotable movies of our time with girls and boys of all ages.

And so in celebration of this milestone, we’ve compiled this definitive list of 100 of the greatest Mean Girls quotes of all time. It’s so fetch.

And because we don't play favourites when it comes to Mean Girls, quotes are in no particular order;


1.     “You can walk home bitches”

2.     “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

"If you

3.     “Oh my God Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white”

4.     “I’m voting for Regina George, ‘cause she got hit by a bus”

5.     “The two were seen canoodling at Chris Isen’s Halloween party”

6.     “She doesn’t even go here”

"She doesn

7.     “Say crack again”

8.     “Dayum Africa”

9.     “and none for Gretchen Weiners”

"And none for Gretchen Wieners" Mean Girls

10.  “That’s no even cranberry juice, that’s cranberry juice cocktail, it’s all sugar”

11.  “I wanna lose 3 pounds”

12.  “This is Damien, he’s almost too gay to function”

13.  “All you sucker MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me”

"All you sucker MCs ain

14.  “You wanna go to Taco Bell?”

"You wanna go to Taco Bell" Mean Girls

15.  “You can only wear a ponytail once a week”

16.   “my breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain”

17.   “an ‘ex-wife’”

18.   “She is a fugly slut”

"She is a fugly slut" Mean Girls

19.  “Amber Delesio, she made out with a hotdog”

20.  “My nanna takes her wig off when she’s drunk”

"My nanna takes her wig off when she

21.  “The limit does not exist”

"The limit does not exist" Mean Girls

22.  “it’s October 3rd


23.   “We only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears”

24.  “This is Susan from Planned Parenthood”

25.  “I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man”

26.  “You girls keep me young”

27.  “Danny Devito I love your work”

28.  “I’m a mouse…duh”


29.  “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom”

30.  “I’m a pusher”

31.  “You can go shave your back now”

"You can go shave your back now" Mean Grirls

32.  “She asked me how to spell orange”

33.  “Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimised by Regina George”

34.  “I can’t go out..(cough cough), I’m sick” “Boo you whore”

35.   “they were real that day I wore a vest”

36.  “SI can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?”

37.  “I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”

"I guess it

38.  “You smell like a baby prostitute.”

"You smell like a baby prostitute" Mean Girls

39.  “I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

40.  “We should totally just stab Caesar!”

41.  “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”

42.  “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

43.  So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

"So you agree, you think you

44.  “I know right”

"I know right" Mean Girls

45.  “Get in loser we’re going shopping”

46.  “That’s just like, the rules of feminism”

47.  “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries”

Mean Girls "Whatever I

48.  “I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you”


49.  “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

Mean Girls "Two kinds of evil people in this world"

50.  “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”

51.  “Do you like your muffin buttered?”

52.  “I want my pink shirt back”

53.  “Will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?”

"Your hair looks sexy pushed back" Mean Girls

54.  “Janice I cannot stop this car I have a curfew”

55.  “You’re a mean girl, you’re a bitch”

56.  Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other’s awesomeness?”

57.  “Your mom’s chest hair”

Mean Girls "Your mom

58.  “I mean she’s a lesbian, right!”

59.  “You can’t sit with us”

"You can

60.  “That is the uliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen”

61.  “It’s like seeing a dog walk on it’s hind legs”

62.  “You know who’s looking fine tonight, Seth Mosakowski”

63.  “I have really bad breathe in the mornings”

64.  “I did not leave the southside for this”

"I did not leave the south side for this" Mean Girls

65.  “I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel would be too pleased to hear about this”

66.  “It’s been a month and all we’ve done is make Regina’s face smell like a foot”

67.  “Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen it’s not going to happen.”

68.  “Made out with a hotdog? Oh my god, that was one time!”

"Made out with a hotdog" Mean Girls

69.  “I think that’s in the back building”

70.  “I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000”

71.  “I hear she does car commercials… in Japan”

72.  “Your face smells like peppermint”

73.  “Sweat pants are all that fits me right now”

74.  “Is butter a carb?”

75.  “I’m not gunna do that, because we already paid the DJ”

76.  “I will keep you here till 4”

77.  “That’s why her hair’s so big…it’s full of secrets”


78. “It’s like I have ESPN or something”

79. “Oh my god, you’re so skinny”

80. “And on the third day, God created the Remington Bolt action rifle so that man could fight the dinosaurs…and the homosexuals”

81. “I have a nephew named Anfernee, I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony”

82. “Maybe some other time when my shirt isn’t see through”

83. “On Wednesday’s we wear pink”

"On Wednesdy

84. “Africa, you did the damn thing”

85. “You love Ladysmith Black Mambazo”

86. “Grool…I went to say cool then I started to say great”

"Grool" Mean Girls

87. “What are you saying about?”

88. “You’re a mean girl, you’re a bitch”


89. “One time, she met John Stamos on a plane, and he told her she was pretty”

"One time, she met John Stamos on a plane" Mean Girls

90. “Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die.”

91.  “You’re a regulation hottie”

92. “Oh my god, I love your bracelet, where’d you get it?”

"I love your bracelet, where

93. “I mean, that’s just like the rules of feminism.”

Mean Girls "That

94. “You can’t join Mathlete’s it’s social suicide.”

95.  “The hard-core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears”

96. “she saved this Keleenex you used and she said she’s gonna do some kind of African voodoo with it to make you like her”

97. “That’s a scary mask bro”

98. “You go Glen Coco”

"You go Glen Coco" Mean Girls

99. “I was half a virgin when I met him.”

100. “It’s not my fault you’re in love with me or something!”

Mean Girls fans - which quotes do you think still need to be included in the list? 


And just what do our fave cast members look like 10 years on?

Cady Haron (aka Lindsay Lohan)

Lindsay Lohan 10 years since Mean Girls

Regina George (aka Rachel McAdams)

Rachel McAdams 10 years on from Mean Girls

Karen Smith (aka Amanda Seyfried)

Amanda Seyfried 10 years on from Mean Girls

Gretchen Weiners (aka Lacey Chabert)

Lacey Chabert 10 years on from Mean Girls

Aaron Samuels (aka Jonathan Bennett)

Jonathon Bennett 10 years on from Mean Girls

Janice Ian (aka Lizzy Caplan)

Lizzy Caplan 10 years on from Mean Girls

Damien (aka Daniel Franzese)

Daniel Franzese 10 years on from Mean Girls

Kevin G (aka Rajiv Surendra)

Rajiv Surendra 10 years on from Mean Girls)


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