There’s an outrageous rumour than Brad and Jen are “expecting”
Oh brother... not this again.
Will the perpetual pregancies of Jennifer Aniston ever END?!
No, according to mags.
New Idea, have released their 200th 'Jennifer is pregs' story and to spice things up (note: sarcasm) they've named the father as Brad Pitt.
'Cause if he's not with Ange, he must be with Jen right?!
And that's not all! The magazine claim a 49-year-old Jen is "moving heaven and earth" to keep the pregancy under wraps.
“Right now, Jen is just committed to staying calm and healthy,” an 'insider' allegedly told them.
“She doesn’t want to run the risk of being spotted in LA, so she’s trying to stay out of the spotlight as much as she can.”
The 'close source' also described the pregnancy as “the baby she’s always wanted”, a phrase that could easily become a wildly popular (and effective) drinking game. As could, "Poor Jen!" and "Heartbreak for Jen Aniston".
In fact, the onslaught of BS caused Jennifer to write a lengthy statement for HuffPo addressing how fed up she was/is at aggressive paparazzi and mag editors fabricating rumours out of thin air.
"I used to tell myself that tabloids were like comic books, not to be taken seriously, just a soap opera for people to follow when they need a distraction," she wrote in the 2016 piece.
"But I really can’t tell myself that anymore because the reality is the stalking and objectification I’ve experienced first-hand, going on decades now, reflects the warped way we calculate a woman’s worth."
"I resent being made to feel “less than” because my body is changing and/or I had a burger for lunch and was photographed from a weird angle and therefore deemed one of two things: “pregnant” or “fat.”
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