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Thursday, January 1, 2015 - 17:08

Things you've heard on the show: January 2015

KTM Things you've heard on the show

All the little bits and pieces you've heard Kate, Tim & Marty talking about are right here.

EGG ON A STICK?!

This is so crafty. Now you can cook poached eggs perfectly...although they'll be in a stranger shape than what you're used to!

This new gadget is on the market for $40 in America. Let's hope it comes to Oz soon...who doesn't want egg on a stick from a gadget called the 'Rollie Eggmaster'?!

Rollie Eggmaster on sale for $40/£25 from Florida-based firm Kalorik

Gadget cracks problem of how to achieve poaching perfection
Source | Amazon US

JOHNNY DEPP ATTACKED...

...by a Chupacabra?

Well, that was his excuse for missing a news conference for his new movie 'Mortdecai' in Tokyo.

"I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called 'chupacabra.' I fought with it for hours. They're very persistent, very mean. And I'm pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we'll never see him again. Thank you for understanding," he said.

And that is pretty much why we love the man. We wonder if any kids will be using that one at school, instead of 'the dog ate my homework'!

FYI a Chupacabra is a legendary, mythical creature.

Johnny Depp in Tokyo

Source | Getty Images

JFK'S FORMER HOME FOR SALE

President John F Kennedy’s former London home is is set to be worth over $600 million after renovations. The row of Georgian townhouses in Knightsbridge (round the corner from Harrods) has planning permission to become one home.

With 7 bedrooms,  a swimming pool and wine cellar it will be the capital’s most expensive home.

JFK's former London home is for sale

Photo | SWNS

FOOTBALL FAN REUNITED WITH MYSTERY GIRL

A 19 year old football fan met a girl on a train, "fell in love" but forgot to get her name or number!

Luckily, with the help of social media he has tracked her down!

He had taken a 'selfie' with the girl and his plea for help went viral.

He's now thanked everyone for tracking her down, saying "You can call off the search, I've found her and am talking to her! She's taken it very well!"

Phew. We hope it lasts...what a great story for the kids!

Football fan reunited with mystery girl from train

Photo | Twitter

GHOST PHOTOBOMBS FAMILY

A tall ghostly figure has popped up in a family pic taken at an old English pub.

Check out the top-right corner of the image...spooky.

The family insists there was no one behind them, and no place to hang a coat.

It is rumoured that in the 19th century, a boy is found his mother hanged in the building. He was so disturbed he threw himself out a window and died.

Both “ghosts” of the mum and son are said to have haunted the pub ever since.

Ghostly figure caught on camera

Photo | Mirror.co.uk

DIVERS IN POO-NARMI

Imagine being next to a large sperm whale when it releases a 'large bowel movement'. Well, that's what happened to four guys in water off Dominica.

The divers chose not to wear scuba gear, because they didn't want to disturb the whales....so unfortunately for them, they got covered!

When the ‘poo-narmi’ was released the guys were just wearing a snorkel and googles. Yep, that's right, bits of faecal matter got everywhere.

To make matters worse, the guys said 'the whale spun in circles and waved the poo in every direction for several minutes while we just sat back and watched.'

The lesson...don't mess with sperm whales.

Divers engulfed in poo-narmi from a whale

Source | Metro.co.uk

OCTOPUS HOUDINI

It isn't the speediest disappearing act, but it's amazing how this Octopus can get through the tiniest of gaps.

See the fishing boat escape caught on camera! 

 
Source | YouTube

STEPHEN FRY MARRIES MAN 30YRS HIS JUNIOR

After getting engaged a few days ago, Stephen Fry has made it official with his boyfriend, Elliot Spencer.

He's 57 and famous for cult television shows Blackadder and QI. His comedian boyfriend, Elliot Spencer is 27 years old.

Despite the 30 year age gap, it looks like they're a very happy pair.

 

British actor Stephen Fry marries man 30 years his junior

Source | Twitter/StephenFry

SCIENTIST GROWS MAGGOTS UNDER HIS SKIN

After being bitten by mossie's on holiday, his skin wouldn't heal. So, this Harvard scientist did his own experiment to find a cure - it involved rearing maggots inside his body. 

Don't say we didn't warn you, this video is pretty graphic and gross.

 

 

 

 

   

                                                                                                                                                                                    

 

 

 

Video | YouTube

MUM OUTS HER SON FOR BEING GOOD IN BED ON TV

Mum's can be pretty embarrassing...but imagine your Mum is a local celeb, and reveals stories on TV. 

Collen Nolan is a panelist on TV in the UK, she revealed that her son had accidentally called her and left voicemail whilst in the middle of a sex session.

She listened to the entire 4 minute voicemail because she was worried something had happened - the call was in the early hours of the morning.

Well, that's totally embarrassing...but looks like he's getting over it fast - he has over 1,000 more girls following him on Twitter and many of them want a date!

Colleen Nolan on Loose Women

Source | ITV

GUY CAUGHT WEEING IN A WASHING MACHINE

This guy is clearly not house trained!

He pulls up a chair in order to pee in to the machine and we’re feeling glad that it’s not our washing.

The only positive thing we have to say about this is…at least he closes the lid afterwards.

You have to see this!

 

 

 

 

   

                                                                                                                                                                                    

 

 

 

Video | YouTube

JOHN TRAVOLTA MAKES FRIENDS AT THE GYM

He’s introduced himself to a guy, alone, at the gym, at 3am, and the internet is going crazy.

We think it’s pretty polite that he did the introduction. After all, it stops any awkwardness of being the only 2 guys there…or maybe it creates it.

Either way, the only thing we’re wondering is why, when you have all those private jets, you don’t have a private gym?

John Travolta introduced himself to this guy, alone, at the gym, at 3am and posed for a photo

Photo | Reddit

AIRPORT OFFERS FREE BABY BUGGIES, AND THEN…

No surprises, people stole them.

It would be nice to think that people could use a free service without feeling the need to take home the buggies…but clearly not.

Passengers have pinched more than 200 baby buggies worth more than £10,000 from Gatwick Airport

Photo | Gatwick Airport

SHAM WEDDING UNCOVERED

A groom was caught using an iPhone translation app o communicate with his ‘fiancee’. He is now facing jail time!

He was clearly trying to pay for a bride, but she also gave the game away by wearing a 'soiled' dress. They are not living happily ever after then?

Sham wedding with bride and groom

Photo | Metro.co.uk

KID GIVES GOALKEEPER ADVICE

A 12 year old ball boy helped Chinese keeper save a penalty at the weekend.

He was standing behind the goal, and told the keeper to dive left.

Turns out, the save was crucial and has helped China in to the Asian Cup quarter-finals.

 
Source | FoxSports

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72YR OLD GRANNY IS HAVING A BABY WITH HER GRANDSON

A granny in the U.S has shocked her friends and family with the news that she is having a baby with her own grandson, Phil - but she says she’s never been happier.

Her lover is the son of her daughter - who she put up for adoption when she was 18yrs old. He tracked her down after his Mum passed away, and they quickly fell in love.

They now have a surrogate mother and a donor egg which will be inseminated with Phil’s sperm. Son they’ll be parents.

Granny and grandson having a baby together

Photo | New Idea magazine 

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