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Monday, November 3, 2014 - 14:47

Things you've heard on the show: Best Of 2014!

All the little bits and pieces you've heard Kate, Tim & Marty talking about this month!

GUY RUNS OUT OF TOILET ROLL 

Luckily, he took his phont to the toilet, so he text the train company and they managed to control the situation. Could've been awkward...

Source | Twitter

MADONNA POSES TOPLESS

Imagine your Mum doing this?! Lucky that Novaboy was on hand to cover up the rude bits...

Photo | Interview magazine

MAN DRINKS COKE FOR A MONTH

After drinking 10 cans of Coke a day, it’s no surprise that George put on 13kg in a month. He’s a healthy 50 year old who wanted to prove how bad sugar is for all of us. It might take a while for him to get rid of the moobs and love handles…

Photo | Mercury Press

WORST JOB EVER?

The photo says it all...

Photo | Twitter

K-NUGGS IS ON A WINDEX DIET

The Windex diet. Extreme much?

Photo | Twitter

KARDASHIAN BUM ON SHOW

Good bums run in the family...and we've seen a lot of them recently. 

Photo | Getty

TWINS BEAT THE ODDS

Twins have both become fathers on the same day, in the same hospital - and by the same midwife. And, they both had boys. The odds of this happening are 150,000. WOAH!

FLASHER ON THE LOOSE!

Police have posted a near-nude photo of the Cremorne Point flasher to shame him into coming forward. Hmmm, lets hope it works.

Photo | NSW Police

RHINO OUT FOR WALKIES

Well, this isn't something you see every day. Locals from the German Village called police after they saw Hulk, the rhino casually strolling over a zebra crossing. Turns out, the nearby circus were merely taking the rhino for a walk.

Photo | Metro.co.uk

CATE BLANCHETT GETS JUDGED

She may be a massive star, but she still gets judged by Mum's on the school run. She says everyone assumes she has a nanny and a chef and then ask, ‘Why can’t she brush her hair?’ You just have to shrug that off.” Well Cate, if you're reading...we think you're awesome, and love that you just chuck on whatever is top of the pile to walk your kids to school!

Photo | Getty Images

WORLD'S WORST JOB?

This could be pretty bad, but we'd probably do it for $75,000...the only catch is, you need a HIGH pain threshold. A paintballing company is looking to employ a guinea pig to test new batches of bullets! It looks something like this...

Source | YouTube

MAGGOTS REMOVED FROM EAR

This is the single most gross thing you're going to see today. We don't want to know how it happened, but for some reason this video has become a viral hit.

 
Source | YouTube

NOT A RECORD BREAKING ATTEMPT

It must be slightly embarrassing when you set out to break a record, and fail. Well, that's exactly what happened when students at Uni in Maine tried to get the most people in one place wearing flannel apparel. 1000 people turned up, they needed 1090. Better luck next time!

Source | Twitter

RUSSELL CROWE'S TRACKIE INTERVIEW

Looks like Rusty didn't feel like dressing up for his Sunday Night interview. Straya mate.

Source | Channel 7

WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER CALLING BOYFRIEND 77,000 TIMES

The photo says it all. That's intense!

Photo | Twitter

100YR OLD MAKES 1ST TRIP TO THE BEACH

Ruby had never been to the beach or seen the sea - until this week. She's grown up in Tennessee and only left twice to visit Alabama. Once staff at the care home where she now lives realised this, they wanted to make sure she did it.

 
Source | Fox News

REAL-LIFE MAGNETO BOY

This 12 year old boy was knocked out by a huge electrical shock. When he woke up he was magnetic! Now he says he wants to be a superhero when he’s older. Well, looks like he already is?!

Source | Europics

DANGERS OF LIVE TV

This Channel 7 TV reporter hit in the head by flying skateboard...and...OUCH!

 
Source | Channel 7

MANSON'S GETTING MARRIED

Mass murderer Charles Manson has a marriage licence, and he's about to tie the knot with 26-year-old Star. He's now 80 and has been in prison for 25 years, but his fiancé talks to him every day by phone and visits every weekend. They plan to marry in the next 90 days, and can have up to 10 guests in attendance. Her ultimate aim is to get him out of prison. Here are the happy couple...

Photo | nydailynews.com

AUNT CUTS OFF NEPHEW'S PENIS

So, this is a strange story. An woman is now serving 5 years in jail after cutting her three-year-old nephew’s penis off. This happened because he burst in on her on the loo and asked to use her phone. After his Mum heard the screams, she took the boy to hospital where they re-attached the penis as well as possible.

Photo | NTnews.com.au

WOMAN GIVES BIRTH IN SUPERMARKET TOILET

She went to do her weekly shop, and came out with a baby! The 19 year old went in to labour in the toilets, and a shop assistant was forced to become the midwife. They've both now 

Photo | Liverpool Echo

CAR PARK SEX GOES VIRAL

A frisky couple were caught getting carried away in a shopping centre car park. Now, they've become an internet sensation - pictures are all over social media.

Photo | Twitter

BUDGIE DOES R2D2

This budgie may not be popular with his fellow feathered friends, but he's a hit online. Bluey enjoys making laser sounds, the R2D2 scream sound, and kissing sounds...check this out and imagine having to share a house with him!

Source | YouTube.com

SLEEPING AT WORK

Ever wanted to nod off at your desk? Well, here's the perfect invention! This 'Nutshell' allows you to sleep anytime, anywhere. Great Christmas pressie?!

Source | Mirror.co.uk

MAN SURVIVES SPEARING

Not many people would expect to survive after falling face first onto a wooden stake...this guy did. Apparently he wasn't even moaning when he WALKED in to hospital. The wooden steak went through the face just below the eye socket and came out through the back of the poor guy's neck. Apparently it's since been removed, and he's recovering well!

Source | Mirror.co.uk

SNAKES IN YOUR BAG!

Imagine sitting at the park and noticing a red belly black snake in your handbag...that's exactly what happened to a Queensland woman this week. And in case you don't know what one looks like, check him out!

Photo | CourierMail.com.au

TOO GROSS!

We're not sure why, but this soccer supporter decided to dispose of his nose pickings on an unsuspecting stranger - no doubt a supporter of the opposition. He obviously didn't think he'd get filmed, but now he's been shamed, and hopefully the poor lady saw this and gave her hair a good wash!

Source | Vine.com

BOY FAKES DEATH TO RESCUE A GIRL

What a hero! This video shows a brave Syrian boy who appears to faking his own death to save a girl from heavy sniper fire. Unbelievable.

 

Source | YouTube.com

PAKISTAN BATSMAN FRACTURES SKULL

Now, that’s gotta hurt! On the plus side, he did hit a career-best, 176 against the kiwi’s before heading to hospital with a fractured skull.

Source | Fox Sports

NSFW: NAKED MAN ON THE SUBWAY

A naked man wearing only shoes and socks was sleeping and drinking whisky whilst riding the New York City subway. The guy who took the first photo said he didn't call police because the guy was harmless. Most people avoided him, or took photos on their phones. Well, that's an interesting commute!

Source | Instagram

SCIENTISTS CREATE GHOSTS?

Scientists have created ghosts in a lab to prove that they're a figment of the imagination. Volunteers had their movements and brain signals mixed up. The result? Many felt very disturbed, as if they were being watched, and touched, by ghostly presences. Scientists say that it proves that the feelings can happen in normal conditions - it's all down to conflicting sensory-motor signals.

Source | Orange.co.uk

INJURED IN TV STUNT!

Aussie TV host, Barry Du Bois was attempting to put on his pants without using his hands (remember that viral internet craze?!) What happened next is worrying, he severely ripped his hamstring, and had to be given first aid by a vet - none other than Bondi Vet, Chris Brown! He was then hospitalised for a few days after his hamstring was re-attached. So, it was a pretty bad injury!

Source | Twitter

MAN SMASHES UP HIS OWN NEW CAR

This guy must have been pretty frustrated, because he got an axe and smashed up his OWN brand new car. Apparently he’d been using public transport to get to work, and was always late. His boss gave him a warning, so he bought a new car. When the car made him late by not working…this happened!

Source | Mirror.co.uk

BAYWATCH CAR WASH

A guy set up this bikini car wash as a fundraiser a few years ago. He then realised it had lots of fans! Some might say it’s sexist, others just like to get their car cleaned with a good view.

Source | Mirror.co.uk

MICK JAGGER JOKES ABOUT GABI GREKO

It turns out, Mick Jagger was at the Melbourne Cup, but he went under the radar, because he wanted to get boozy! He told fans at The Rolling Stones' Melbourne concert that "I was a bit on the grog, and I met this girl called Gabi Grecko, I think her name was. And we got on really well, but I think I’m a bit too young for her.” Oh Mick, what a joker!

Source | Getty Images

GEOFFREY EDELSTEN PROPOSES TO GABI GREKO AT FLEMINGTON

Is there anything these two won't do for attention? The 71 year old proposed to 25 year old. Apparently she accepted by putting her thumbs up in the air...but not many people bothered to watch.

Source | Twitter

SEE ALSO: MELBOURNE CUP DAY: CELEB STYLE

NEW MUM GETS MARRIED 4HRS AFTER GIVING BIRTH

Giving birth is enough for one day, for most people...but Jasmine Grief decided to get married too! Only hours after having her second child, she was walking down the aisle. Apparently she's going back to work next week too. Wow!

Source: Mirror.co.uk

BLINDFOLDED TIGHTROPE WALKING

Hold on, isn't Chicago known as the windy city? Nik Wallenda must have nerves of steel. We've seen him cross the Grand Canyon, now he's just crossed between two Chicago skyscrapers, blindfolded, on a tightrope!

The event was on TV, but in 10 second delay in case anything happened (his great-grandfather did actually fall to his death doing a stunt in 1978). Thankfully, he made it! He comes from a circus family, so his love for daredevil stunts has been passed down.

Source: Twitter

SOCCER STAR SPITS

The Western Sydney Warriors are the first A-League side to win the Asian Champions League! But, spitting and head butting from the opposition was not a great ending to the night. Saudi Arabian fans have been apologising for Al-Shamrani’s behaviour on Twitter. Hopefully this won't be what the night is remembered for...

 
Source: YouTube

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