STOP EVERYTHING! J-Law dumps Chris for NOT farting?!
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Jennifer Lawrence has called time on her relationship with Coldplay frontman, Chris Martin and something smells a bit funny to us!
She attended his Coldplay gigs and he supported her during the nude photo scandal and now after 3 months J-Law and Chris have consciously uncoupled.
But why? Was it Chris's outtings with his ex Gwyneth Paltrow? Or did Jen have enough of Chris' depressing Coldplay ballads? (That we imagine him singing to her under the moonlight of the Hollywood Hills...ah)
Well we may have the answer... and it involves farting and watching TV! (or the lack of!)
In the new Vanity Fair, Jennifer revealed what she wants from a man in her life.
"Basically, what I'm saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me"
She also said that she really wants to date a guy who "isn't afraid to fart in front of me".
Watching TV and farting? (To be honest we are surprised Chris didn't fit the mould - what with that fresh veg diet Gwyn got him on to!)
Surely there are some other men out there that fit this criteria?!
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