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Sangeeta Kocharekar
Tuesday, January 12, 2016 - 18:08

Man finds out about girlfriend and dad’s “dirty little secret”

MAN GIRLFRIEND

The poor lad detailed the entire aftermath on social media...

One British man will most likely not be speaking to his father at the dinner table tonight. On Monday, an anonymous user posted on image bulletin board 4chan screen grabs of a racy text exchange between his ~traitorous~ dad and girlfriend.

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“Just found out my girlfriend has been having sex with my dad. He left his phone at the home while he’s at work. All messages discussing how she’s his ‘dirty little secret’. Nudes and everything. What do I do? I’m broken.”

After posting the entire ~terrible~ text exchange, the man was bombarded with 4chan users asking for an update on the WTF love-triangle. But they needn't worry - this guy decided to keep them in the loop.

"Been on the phone to my mum explaining the situation. Had to upload the photos to my comp. Sorry for bad quality."

He then proceeded to screenshot and share the confrontational texts to his cheating girlfriend. 

MAN GIRLFRIEND

After initially denying the affair, she eventually changed her tune and tried to explain herself.

"Im so sorry you know me. You know its not anything. It was an accident and he pressured me lots. I love you to much please answer me. Talk to me bout it we can get past it." 

"An accident"? Puh-lease.

"Your dad is very forward and it didnt mean anything i swear. Anyway i just thought maybe he'd like me more and he was sorta joking with me and it seemed like we could all be ok with it maybe."

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And then she started going on his not-normal dad, and we *really* started not to like her.

DAD TEXT

"I know it's your dad but we both know hes not like normal dads. I'd rather call you. Can you answer me please. He kissed me and it was just quite casual i would have told you about it obviously. Your dad isn't like a normal dad. It wasn't for long or anything."

We don't know how the convo ended or if the man/girlfriend or dad/girlfriend got back together, but we're keeping our eyes peeled for any updates.